I went out to dinner with my parents and they spent the whole time on their phones fighting a boss in some game...
Whether I'm frantically wiping myself down in a bar bathroom at midnight, or trying to get my life together for a scheduled dick appointment (like now), my pre-sex ritual always involves “feminine wipes.”The phrase gives me hives, but seriously -- no one wants their holes to smell like holes, pheromones be damned.
I want my holes to have a synthetic floral scent and be porn star clean.
This app may use your location even when it isn’t open, which can decrease device battery life.
DON’T BE AFRAID.- Smoosh hide your exact location from anyone until you confirm a meeting request with someone you like.
Lastly -– and this is the most important step -– I reached into the bottom of my purse for bobby pins.